okay so today at the gas station i was in line and the dude in front of me had a BABY OPOSSUM sitting on top of his head. Alright fine i can deal with this sure whatever no problem fine. then the lady in front of him sees it, literally begins squealing, strokes the man’s shoulder, ~*~blesses~*~ him, and slides a lottery ticket in his shirt pocket on her way out and at that point i just fucking couldn’t anymore






